Randomly Generated RPG

You are a Knight, an Angel, and a Wizard, but not at the same time. You didn't have the EXP or connections to get into the good RPGs, so you're starting at this one. The costumes are obvious hand-me-downs and the work is unpaid. It's also a virtual setting, and there's no one else to co-star with.

Your quest is to beat up any enemies that look at you the wrong way. That NPC gave you a rock and a turnip to start with, but you didn’t remember that fact. Turns out that all the budget went into the gameplay and nothing in the game makes any cents.

Anyways, you must roll with the punches and work with whatever they gave you. And if all else fails, you can blame it on lag, your parents, and that really cute cat.

LAST UPDATED: Mar 22, 2026

The game supports translations: https://rb.gy/5nu3h1
Design document:  https://rb.gy/ohntke