Randomly Generated RPG

A turn-based RPG where you're given random abilities to fight against random enemies. Manipulate character emotions and positions to gain the advantage.

You are a Knight, an Angel, and a Wizard, but not at the same time. You didn't have the EXP or connections to get into the good RPGs, so you're starting at this one. The costumes are obvious hand-me-downs and the work is unpaid. Worst of all, it’s a virtual setting, and they didn't even give you anyone to co-star with.  

Your quest is to beat up enemies for simply looking at you the wrong way. That NPC gave you a rock and a turnip to start with, but you didn’t remember that fact. Turns out, all the budget went into the gameplay, so nothing makes any cents.   

Anyways, you must roll with the punches and work with whatever they gave you. And if all else fails, you can blame it on lag, your parents, and that really cute cat.